Ever since Audrey got a room of her own when we moved to our Columbus Square home two years ago, she's created numerous signs that covered her entire bedroom door, whose messages protested forced alterations of the room's natural state and proclaimed it off-limits to visitors. Some examples:
BLESS THIS MESS!
It's Not Messy; It's AweSome!
Clutter brings immeasurable
world peace.
world peace.
Gandhi
MESS IS BEST!
Jesus
My favorite used to be her drawing of a charging guard beast with blood foaming out of its mouth above the following caption:
Ki's Room
NO TRESPASSING
ATTACK UNICORN!
But I think this new sign takes the cake:
EVERY TIME YOU ENTER WITHOUT KNOCKING,
AN UNDERPRIVILEGED AFRICAN KITTEN IS BORN WITH ITS EYES TOO FAR APART.
“Please don’t make me ugly!”
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